Nazi Beetle Orders Spider to Eat Baby Gecko

by Jenny · Published October 10, 2011 · Updated May 20, 2015

Spiders are acting with Beetles across the board, as further grisly orders were carried out. Luckily the water animals will not be drawn into the battle as expected as one Spider henchman mistook a “jelly” shoe for his target; a jellyfish.

The backlash was quick and brutal as creatures large and small united against beetles and spiders alike.

Defeated for now the Spiders have holed up in the jungle, conserving their strength, licking their wounds and patiently waiting for a future victory. Nothing is known of the whereabouts of the beetles. There has been speculation that they are hiding out in the flour.

The Monkey’s and the Sloths stayed out of it; preferring to remain neutral.

And adorable.

These are tumultuous times.

Jenny

I think of California as officially "home" but can usually be found a lot closer to the equatorial belt. After finishing a Masters program in 2011 I found myself trying to decide between a couple of different high-powered career options. I decided I wasn't quite ready to "grow up" and went with an entirely different plan which involved selling off everything I owned with my partner Tom and buying a one-way ticket to Colombia. Our plan was to travel "Till The Money Ran Out" and then go home to start our grown-up lives. Instead, we started our own app development company on the road and have been criss-crossing the globe, traveling, working, eating spicy food and refusing to "grow up" ever since. You can find me on Twitter, Google+, Facebook or send me a message using our About Us page.

Martha Krones says:
October 10, 2011 at 8:59 am
Is where you are considered to be the rain forest? Because I’d like to add some of these to my second grade rain forest presentation
Love you,
Mom
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Ian Forrest says:
October 10, 2011 at 9:55 am
Those are some nasty looking critters you go there guys. I’m not sure how I’d be able to stomach that (esp. those huge freakin’ spiders).
Speaking of bugs, remember when we had all those maggots that one time. Well, over the weekend, after getting home from a wedding in pasadena, I came home to a ridiculous fly infestation in our kitchen. There were so many of them that there was an audible buzzing that could be heard from the front door. I killed them all, but never did find the source… I’m waiting for one of the walls to burst open with maggots.
Such a nice thought for the kitchen. Glad you guys are still having fun.
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